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Welcome everyone! This is a poetic blog by Happy Cornerz that'll help teach you about the new invention for capturing pests in corners. A Poem That Solves Roach Pest Control Problems... wait until the end and you'll witness the solution in detail:
Yes roaches suck
Roaches steal homes and businesses
That's why our trap does what it does
Once upon a time there were glue traps that ruled
Until Happy Cornerz was invented and those traps got schooled
Everyone thought pest control was down to a science
When all of sudden this trap caused a great riot
Every human on Earth wanted this new trap
Even rappers thought it was cool and added it to their raps
Now to get serious and solve your pest control problems
We need to know you're open minded so we can help you solve them
You see it's all about corners where pests love to go
All bugs enjoy hiding in corners high and low
It's been obvious for years and scientists can't hide it
Spiders live in upper corners and we know where the mouse is...
Look in your corners and ask yourself this
If I was a brainless pest is this a corner I would hide in?
The answer is "Yes because corners only make sense"
They're far away from everything else in homes and businesses
So corner those pests in a trap that works exclusively
It's a revolution for catching mice and for roaches absolutely
Roaches are no doubt because corners are their nature
So to own the best glue trap simply say "sure"
Happy Cornerz pest control offers the #1 thing
Other traps just don't do what it does, not to be mean
It's the simple solution for all roach-angry people
And all you want is a solution that's effective and cool
To find what we offer you can happily search Google
We're the first to pop up when our name is typed in
For you and for us it's a simple win-win
So click below and get started with the world's #1 trap
Don't think glue boards or springs for snap traps or zaps
Happy Cornerz is happy to say "it'll work or your money back"
That's that and that's a rap
Let's honor the #1 sticky trap
You're problem is our destination
But we're your savvy problem solving map
Just ask youself this...
Where are those pests at?
In the corners
Corners high and low
So let's get to it
Our check out is ready to go!"
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